Jessica is, it has to be said, into ‘most things’. This includes drinking, socialising, acting and dancing. But I guess you guys are interested in the rude stuff, right?
Jessica has some favourite naughty things, so let’s look at them, shall we?
Jessica’s favourite things….
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Stripped to their corsets and given ten lashes
Bent over sofa’s with bottoms that sting
These are a few of her favourite things.
Bondage and blindfolds and things that are whippy
Lots of champagne when it makes her go squiffy
Tied to the bannisters with a pair of d-rings
These are a few of her favourite things.
Kneeling to worship the feet of the Master
Thrusting inside her whilst she makes you go faster
Loving the feeling that orgasms bring
These are a few of her favourite things…
When the door slams, when the lock turns
When she’s feeling bad
She simply remembers her favourite things
And then she just feels……..like she might explode with a popping sound audible in Colchester*
Ha-ha. Yes, that’s possibly enough bastardizing of musicals. Did Jessica mention she likes musicals?**
Jessica likes:
-Being spanked, caned, whipped and generally thrashed.
-Being tied up, blindfolded, gagged and immobilised
-Being scared to death
-Being mind-fucked – that is to say, playing with her head before touching her genitals.
-Role-play – being kinky in character. Naughty schoolgirls, lazy maids, bad secretaries, courtesans, harem girls, grand ladies, workhouse inmate etc etc etc
-Imagination and Intelligence. It will take a man or a woman around the world and back again.
-Having wax dripped in various places and learning to love dildos.
-Being used in every orifice by men and women or both at once.
-Having three orgasms a day***
Jessica doesn’t like:
-Being called fat and ugly. Because she isn’t either of those things and slagging off a girl like that is not being dominant, it’s just being a wanker.
-Arrogant dominants. She chooses to submit to people who are worth it. And if they’re not – she won’t!
-Pompous men. The world is full of pompous men. But they’re banned from her bedroom.
-Extreme play. It’s just a bit scary. If she wants to have her bits nailed to a plank, she’ll join the Scientologists.
-Working for a living. God, it’s dull isn’t it!
-Monogamy. God invented people to shag like rabbits. Otherwise, who is going to support us in our old age?****
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*For our overseas readers, Colchester is a long way from London. But you don’t need to fly there. Just go round the M25.
** This is the worst kink of all. Watch out!
*** By order of Her Majesty. God Bless Her!
****Jessica is strictly a child-free zone. There are some women who aren’t cut out to be mothers and Jessica takes Lucrezia Borgia as her role-model.
