……I’ll be the one still reading my book, going “Revolution? What revolution? And why is everyone shouting?”
Having been what is politely termed a ‘luddite’ for some time, slightly less politely termed a ‘late adopter’ (Marketing Speak for ‘sad buggers who don’t buy consumer goods unless they have to use them to breathe’) and rather rudely a ‘old relic’, I’ve decided to bore everyone rigid on Twitter instead of my blog. The idea being, I can’t possibly say anything that HWMBO will take offence to/find embarrassing in 140 characters.
Ha ha ha. Yes, I thought that was funny as well. How about:
‘HWMBO has recently had a sex change. Can we all please call him Hilda from now on? Go her!’
And
‘Official – HWMBO and Jessica have recovered from Chlamydia. Now safe to shag again!’
And
‘HM Revenue & Customs (Vice Squad) confirms suspension of this account.’
Anyway, ahem. Yes, I joined Twitter, so hopefully you can enjoy my (slightly shorter) drivel in another environment. You can find me @FawcettHall!