What’s an Uncle to do when a girl blows her allowance by quite a considerable margin? A margin of about 150%? On what I consider to be perfectly valid expenditure, lots of sexy underwear in the Bravissimo sale. The kind that is guaranteed to make lots of boys want to bed me….
I’m not sure at this point – Uncle Edmund has promised retribution – but here’s your chance dear readers.
What do you think Jessica deserves? A commendation for great taste? An increased allowance that is suitable for her underwear needs? An approving look when modelling the new lingerie?
I’d be interested to hear what people think…..
Jessica deserves commiserations that her lingerie collection is clearly inadequate, and a voucher for more awesome Bravissimo goodness.
Well, buying from Bravisimo is more expensive cos you have to buy proper bras, if you were flat chested you could buy crappy topshop ones and have done with it, so I reckon you need a bigger allowance…
Or maybe just model it for Uncle and let him decide if it was worth it?
Jessica, I’m a top, I’d agree with your Uncle.
Though I’d still want you to model them.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
I think he should encourage you to model it all and raise your allowance – I mean he’d hardly want people in the girls changing rooms gossiping that he forced you to skimp on knickers would he now?!
I think he should escort you back to the shop and help you take even more advantage of the sale. Such economy should be rewarded!
ps I’m not sure if I was encouraged by this post, but it’s hardly a coincidence that after reading it I went online and bought lots of new underwear myself
I’m afraid I have to echo Emma Jane and report that you led me, too, astray. After reading this post, I was forced to admit that my bra and stocking supply had seen better days, an admission that in turn forced me to go online and buy new stockings and brassieres*. I cannot comment on my allowance just now.
So, I think your Uncle will have to add “being a bad influence” to the docket, dear.
*And you can thank our friend Eliane that I did not buy knickers as well, having been suitably warned off by her excesses with this item of lingerie.
Rather objectively, I suggest you present photo evidence of said expenditures, and let your adoring (and highly critical) public following vote on whether they were worthy purchases.
After all, the ends can justify the means. I fear however, if you came up short, the punishment might be magnified. . .
