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Last week, I had a contraceptive implant. I’m on the pill, but this little toy is meant to keep me safe from catching a revolting disease* for the next three years without me having to remember to take a daily pill. Result!
The only problem has been so far that it hurt having it done. I don’t think the local anaesthetic worked, so I felt every cut of the scalpel as the implant was inserted. I screamed once and then started breathing heavily to process the pain, like I do when being severely caned. HWMBO, who was sitting by me head and gripping my hand whilst I looked at him and away from the area of action, looked panicked.
“Oh God. This is like being in the delivery room!” he said.
“I am lying here so we do not end up in the fucking delivery room” I said between gritted teeth.
The doctor laughed at this. What kind of sadist was she!
Anyway, it made me think that there is obviously straight pain and kinky pain. Straight pain is breaking your leg with a hockey stick or having someone open you up with a scalpel without anaesthetic. Kinky pain is being hit with a stick hard enough to mark you but in some strange way, it blows your mind.
How the hell does this work, scientists?
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*Babies
Jessica, here is another question, HWMBO whom I believe loves you, and enjoys hurting you, sometimes a lot.
Panics when a doctor hurts you, strange or not???
Warm hugs,
Paul.
I think the difference is a) headspace and b) choice. We, for some strange reason, choose to have nasty men hit us for fun, however we do not choose to have doctors stick things into us. Anyway, it’s totally worth it, now you have that creepy little stick in your arm and its really fun to play with! Oh and no kinder-children, which is always an advantage!
Kinky pain can also be having someone open you up with a scalpel without anaesthetic!
I’ve been trying to channel my masochism into a love for athletic/exercising-type pain and it just isn’t working. Maybe I need to find a spanking position that simultaneously stretches my abs or something.
Hurray for no babies! Congrats : )
Graham – I know in the past when I had a partner who used to like to make me crawl a lot, the next day I would sure know about it in my bottom just as if I’d done a legs, bums n tums class at the gym! Though I’d always prefer the crawling…
Oh ouch ouch ouch! I have a similar little friend, and getting it was the worst pain ever. No fun.
The kinky v non-kinky pain thing is so very strange. I refer to the non-kinky version as “slamming your hand in a door” pain, and there are times when the what’s intended to be kinky turns out to feel like the non-kinky version. That’s when I panic.
Graham you can get a nice high from exercise pain…keep going. Doctors pain equals bad though