To redress the balance – this is an equal opportunities blog – why do women….
1. Get irrationally angry about very small things and not at all angry about big things.
2. Argue illogically and then burst into tears when this is pointed out.
3. Cry to get their own way. Not good ladies!
4. Spread bitchy rumours and half-truths for their own ends and be quite happy to hurt their friends in the process.
5. Blame sheer bad temper on PMT.
6. Say one thing but mean another – the classic example being ‘Yes, that’s fine’, which actually means it’s anything but!
7. Moan about girls being bitchy to them and then happily stab someone in the back in the next sentence.
8. Act in a sneaky way and never say what you actually think. Just stand up and express the truth. It won’t kill you!
9. Insist that new items of clothing are ‘needed’ as oppose to being merely ‘wanted’.
10. Spend twice as long in the loo….
11. …..and in getting ready to do anything….
12. ………and in saying things. You only need to express yourself once – then wait for the other person to speak. You do not need to say the same thing fifteen times in a slightly different way each time!
13. Never make the first move but get angry when the man doesn’t. Is that fair?
14. Not be able to change a plug, light bulb or read a map and in some strange way, be proud of this fact. What if all the guys get wiped out by a plague of mad lesbian vampires tomorrow?
15. Remember absolutely every bad thing a man has ever done to them and use it as ammunition at every possible opportunity.
16. Sulk if they don’t get their own way.
I’m guilty of quite a lot of those! Bad Jessica…..
I’ll cop to a few of those myself! 1, 2, 11, ESPECIALLY 12, 13, and occasionally 15 and 16!
I think it’s men that take too long in the loo, though. Come of guys, if you only have an inch of hair or less, why do you need an epic shower every time? And do your reading somewhere else.
Um, but I *do* need the new items of clothing… really, really, really!
LOL – I’m convinced the reason I’m not married is precisely because I *can* change a plug and a lightbulb (and a car wheel), and read a map.
(Although, having said that, I did very nearly kill myself recently, in falling off a chair I was standing on to hang up Haron’s “happy birthday” banner. But I wasn’t proud of that – I was totally embarrassed. And very relieved not to have properly damaged myself, because explaining to the paramedics why the concussed girl on the living room floor was wearing a short school uniform and a stripey bottom would probably have proved somewhat taxing for poor Abel – though I’d love to have watched him try!)
xxx
Jessica, I love the idea of lesbian vampires, hillarious.
Numbers 12, 14 and 15 are the ones that would get a girl spanked.
Would I need a reason.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
# 2 made me laugh, as one on my pet peeves is illogical guys who are convinced they’re logical just because they’re guys. I’d much rather deal with someone who cries when it’s pointed out than irrational denial (see # 14 & 16 from yesterday).
Actually, their arguments can sometimes be logical, but that doesn’t mean that they don’t stem from completely irrational assumptions. Which would lead to their being wrong and failing to admit it…
As for the rest, I’m most guilty of 12 and 6. Especially at some spanking parties. Why is it so hard to tell a guy I just don’t want to play with him anymore? And why can’t they take a hint?
Reminds me why I love women.. if I ever needed reminding.
Funny and true!
Thing is… I’ll happily bitch and moan about girls doing all those things, but I do most of them myself. Apart from number four, that’s just not cool. I love the picture of Serena and Blair btw.
xxx
Why do women…? To invite a spanking?
Yrs in pervery, Adrian