Now dear readers, as I said earlier in the week, I had a cunning plan for my fruit and flower anniversary….
And now it’s happened, I can reveal all. I decided that He Who Must Be Obeyed deserved a nice orgy, so persuaded nine of my female friends to come over and be a lovely bunch of flowers for him to pick from. And oh my, what a lovely bunch of blooms they were. His face when he arrived back from an enforced afternoon out of the house and walked in to see 10 of us sitting there in a variety of outfits from sexy lingerie to school uniforms to cocktails dresses to corsets, was an absolute picture!
I had managed to persuade some of my friends there last night (I won’t say who to spare their blushes!) to take part in what has been a fantasy for HWMBO for many years – wrestling in baby oil! Now this is something I have always refused to do – I hate being sticky – but the three of them gamely put on their bikinis and we had a tournament. I’d spent the afternoon blowing up a large paddling pool and filling it with baby oil and as the three of them marched down the garden, cloaks billowing like prize-fighters, I knew the evening was going to go with a bang. I’m not sure how erotic it was – personally, it was one of the funniest things that I have seen this year! And I think HWMBO enjoyed washing them in the shower afterwards…
I’ll draw a veil over the rest of the evening, apart from to say that HWMBO’s stamina is even better than I previously thought. There was a nice moment though where the lovely Miss Cavendish of Lowewood Academy and I were beating some of the girls. She being right handed and I being one of the south-paw brigade, we were able to simultaneously thrash each cheek at the same time with matching paddles. From the girls squawks, I think we were rather effective!
Meh am really gutted I missed this but sooo glad it went well cunning girl
Can I put a request in writing please that we have baby oil wrestling at all your events? I laughed so hard…
Glad HWMBO enjoyed the evening.
HWMBO is one lucky man…
It’s not SUPPOSED to be funny. It’s SUPPOSED to be arousing. Y’nipple…
Jessica, sounds like a great time was had by all.
Being a human male I admit to being just a little envious.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Smiles
Thank you darling!
Absolutely gutted I missed it as well! Luckily I am once again in possession of a passport, so maybe I can be there the next time!
I also think you win Wife of the Year award. Seriously.
Hee, hee, hee. The party was SO much fun. And of course the ooil wresting was hilarious. Obviously it was the taking part that counted, not winning at all….