I am pleased to announce dear readers that you may all start singing.
‘Happy Anniversary to me
Happy Anniversary to me
Happy anniversary dear Jessica and HWWWMMMMMBO…
Happy Anniversary to me!’
Yes folks, it’s officially four years since HWMBO took a deep breath, drank several shots of whisky and walked me up the aisle without running away screaming. We had a pew full of perves at the wedding (I like that collective noun). They were all very well-behaved, but they all found the bit where the Archdeacon was giving his sermon and said that “All married couples have to get used to each other’s quirks and foibles” immensely funny. In fact the whole pew giggled collectively.
This year, apparently, it’s our ‘fruit and flower’ anniversary. Which is a bit disappointing. We try to get each other the relevant ‘year’ presents – so I got a diary for Jessica on my first anniversary which was paper, a gorgeous corset for Miss Marwood on my second anniversary which was cotton and last year, the leather anniversary, a fearsome marital tawse with the wedding date stamped on it. Which really hurts. If HWMBO is feeing particularly mean, he attempts to whack my bottom so hard that I end up with the date imprinted across it.
So this year, I have been racking my brains about how to make ‘fruit and flowers’ kinky. I’m not into insertions with vegetables (although I did once put a daisy up HWMBO’s willy whilst he was asleep on the lawn, which looked really pretty with the daisy head poking out of the head of his cock. Was that too much information?) and I suppose I could scatter rose-petals on the bed, but that seems a bit naff. So I’m still thinking. Any suggestions welcome, although I do have a cunning plan….which I will reveal next week.
Anyway, in the meantime, here’s to marriage. It is possible to be married and kinky and whilst HWMBO and I might not have the most conventional of marriages, he certainly makes me very happy. I guess- she said, blushing a bit – that’s what you call love. I love you HWMBO! So can I invite you all to raise a glass to him this evening. Without him, such kinky pleasure might never happen!
Awww bless you both – happy anniversary and hope you both have a lovely celebration xx
Have a lovely day!
I’m raising a bottle of diet coke to my favourite married couple. (Is it bad that probably includes my parents?!)
xxx
What do you mean, you’re not into insertions with vegetables? It’s a fine time to tell me that! Ginger is a vegetable, isn’t it? Now I’ve got fours hours to think of a different present….
Can I just clarify that I was asleep on the *lawn* when you assulted me with a daisy. Nowhere near the (in) laws, which is too kinky by far.
Thank you for four wonderful years. xxx
Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary, both of you!
And my, HWMBO must be a very sound lawn napper!
Happy Anniversary to such a loverly couple! May you have many more splendid years to come xx
Many congratulations to you both!
What are the rules for Anniversary Spankings? I guess they’re like Birthday Spankings, only there have to be more whacks per year?
Jessica, happy anniversary to you both, may you continue and have many more and even happier years.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
Happy Anniversary to you both, and here’s to many, many more of them!
xx
hope you had a lovely day. weirdly, although i’m not married to my lovely finnboy, that is the day on which i celebrated our 4 year anniversary of being together…. or i would have done, had i actually been at home with him!