Work for Jessica is generally bloody dull – nothing exciting has happened at work since 2001. Yes, Jessica is an office drone and generally spends her days whiling away the time until it’s time to go home. For my entire working life, I have generally turned off my brain at 8.30am and switched it back on again at 5pm. So I’m used to daydreaming! Sometimes however, things amuse me…
There was an amusing Vanilla Alert this week. A male office sales guy started arguing with a female colleague and it quickly got heated, with swear words and insults being bandied about. The HR manager was out of the office. Nobody quite knew what to do, although I did consider leaping to my feet and chanting “Fight! Fight! Fight!” You can take a girl out of the schoolroom but…
The Finance Director, a genial guy in his early sixties who everyone likes, saw red. He leapt to his feet.
“You two! My office! Now!” he shouted.
A breathless hush descended over the office as the guilty pair trooped into his office and the door was shut. We all listened with bated breath but although we heard his raised voice again, we didn’t hear a peep from the culprits.
It was then I wondered if he was caning them – the girl first*, then the bloke. One of the girls opposite me caught my eye.
“He reminds me of my headmaster!” she giggled, referring to the Finance Director. “Shame he can’t spank them, isn’t it!”
For once, Jessica was totally lost for words….
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*Ladies first, naturally.
Heh. I was chatting with a colleague a couple of weeks ago about a shindig I’m going to this Saturday… and I’m dressing as a waitress from Allo Allo. “Will you wear stockings and suspenders? You *have* to wear stockings and suspenders, it just won’t be right if you don’t look a little saucy,” he insisted.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him about my rubber maid’s dress in the cupboard, and instead feigned all innocence and made out like I’ve never worn stockings in my life…
Bless them all.
Jessica, a favourite office fantasy.
“You two! My office! Now!” That’s such a trigger phrase!
The phrase at the home where I spent most of my childhood was, “I’ll see you in my study, on hearing that, you could be sure of a very painful not to say uncomfortable half hout!
Warm hugs,
Paul.
“For once, Jessica was totally lost for words…”
Now that I would have paid to see
Heheh at least a colleague didn’t threaten to spank *you*! I’m still sort of hoping he might – he’s kinda cute!
My boss shouts all the time, but never anything so exciting sadly! Paul you’re so right, that really is a cp kinkster’s classic trigger phrase!